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Evil Affirmatins, Inc. is declaring rest a "strategic asset." This includes auto removal of emails sent and meetings scheduled during forbidden hours. Join us in doing the same #EvilAffirmations #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateHumor #CorporateLife https://evilaffirmations.com

Evil Affirmatins, Inc. is declaring rest a "strategic asset." This includes auto removal of emails sent and meetings scheduled during forbidden hours. Join us in doing the same #EvilAffirmations #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateHumor #CorporateLife https://evilaffirmations.com

Give people a break when they don't always show up how you expect. It's a messy world out there.
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Give people a break when they don't always show up how you expect. It's a messy world out there.
Visit Evil Affirmations today evilaffirmations.com for a supportive community
#EvilAffirmations #Support #BadHairDay

Team Pat, or Team Clark? Read more about both at https://evilaffirmations.com/blog #EvilAffirmations #TeamPat #TeamClark #Coaching #SelfHelp #Motivation

Team Pat, or Team Clark? Read more about both at https://evilaffirmations.com/blog #EvilAffirmations #TeamPat #TeamClark #Coaching #SelfHelp #Motivation

Claim victory over work/life balance by created sacred hours and forbidden hours, and learn more tips by the warlord of influence by going to https://evilaffirmations.com/blog
#EvilAffirmations #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateTips #SelfHelp

Claim victory over work/life balance by created sacred hours and forbidden hours, and learn more tips by the warlord of influence by going to https://evilaffirmations.com/blog
#EvilAffirmations #WorkLifeBalance #CorporateTips #SelfHelp

I see we are having yet another New Year. Make this the first year your resolution lasts longer than the time you just HAD to learn how to play the guitar.
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I see we are having yet another New Year. Make this the first year your resolution lasts longer than the time you just HAD to learn how to play the guitar.
Join the conversation at https://evilaffirmations.com/blog

It is that time of year where you let go of old things, and create new mantras to chant over the next revolution of this planet around it's sun. Here are five to consider for 2026. Pick one or two, and make them last longer than your middle school crush.

#evilaffirmations #2026newyear❤️ #2026Affirmations #betterlife

It is that time of year where you let go of old things, and create new mantras to chant over the next revolution of this planet around it's sun. Here are five to consider for 2026. Pick one or two, and make them last longer than your middle school crush.

#evilaffirmations #2026newyear❤️ #2026Affirmations #betterlife

Do not beg for broken systems to work. Treat your systems like an army supply line. Come build your empire and get life changing advice at https://evilaffirmations.com #EvilAffirmations #CorporateLife #Workflow #Motivation

Do not beg for broken systems to work. Treat your systems like an army supply line. Come build your empire and get life changing advice at https://evilaffirmations.com #EvilAffirmations #CorporateLife #Workflow #Motivation

Don't let your calendar dictate your life - you should be the one dictating to your calendar. #ShorterMeetings #LongerBreaks #ProtectYourPeace #CorporateLife #EvilAffirmations

Don't let your calendar dictate your life - you should be the one dictating to your calendar. #ShorterMeetings #LongerBreaks #ProtectYourPeace #CorporateLife #EvilAffirmations

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#freeebook #Motivation #habitsforsuccess

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#freeebook #Motivation #habitsforsuccess

Allow others to worry about annual reviews and quarterly goals.

Instead, create daily obsessions and you'll become the person they only dreamt they could be.
#EvilAffirmations #DailyMotivation #Goals https://evilaffirmations.com

Allow others to worry about annual reviews and quarterly goals.

Instead, create daily obsessions and you'll become the person they only dreamt they could be.
#EvilAffirmations #DailyMotivation #Goals https://evilaffirmations.com

A rolling stone gathers no moss, simply because it's too busy crushing things in it's path. Be a rolling stone
#EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable #MondayMontivation

A rolling stone gathers no moss, simply because it's too busy crushing things in it's path. Be a rolling stone
#EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable #MondayMontivation

"When life hands you lemons" according to the Warlord of Influence, Pat Pending. Learn more at https://evilaffirmations.com #EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable #OfferMercy

"When life hands you lemons" according to the Warlord of Influence, Pat Pending. Learn more at https://evilaffirmations.com #EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable #OfferMercy

If you're seeing this, you are the co-worker everyone deserves. When you're done hearing my message, pass it along to another amazing co-worker. Have the day you deserve. #EvilAffirmations #coworking #employment

If you're seeing this, you are the co-worker everyone deserves. When you're done hearing my message, pass it along to another amazing co-worker. Have the day you deserve. #EvilAffirmations #coworking #employment

I am very pleased to announce my second book on Amazon:

Chaos and Consequence.

Written by Clark Bartron, this will provide my years of experience, and how they can help you navigate work and life. Get it on Amazon, or navigate your tablet to evilaffirmations.com #EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable

I am very pleased to announce my second book on Amazon:

Chaos and Consequence.

Written by Clark Bartron, this will provide my years of experience, and how they can help you navigate work and life. Get it on Amazon, or navigate your tablet to evilaffirmations.com #EvilAffirmations #BeInevitable

Here is Pat Pending, Warlord of Influence and Clark Bartron, Director of Engagement, offering our top ten list of Thanksgiving guidance, as only an ageless conqueror of empires and conquerer of corporate potlucks could.
https://www.evilaffirmations.com/post/pat-and-clark-s-thanksgiving-battle-manual-hosting-cooking-edition
#HappyThanksgiving #EvilAffirmations

Here is Pat Pending, Warlord of Influence and Clark Bartron, Director of Engagement, offering our top ten list of Thanksgiving guidance, as only an ageless conqueror of empires and conquerer of corporate potlucks could.
https://www.evilaffirmations.com/post/pat-and-clark-s-thanksgiving-battle-manual-hosting-cooking-edition
#HappyThanksgiving #EvilAffirmations

A middle manager came to me complaining "no one wants to work any more." Here is my eternal response.
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A middle manager came to me complaining "no one wants to work any more." Here is my eternal response.
Get more daily affirmations from https://evilaffirmations.com

“You are not weak,
You are not small. You are a storm choosing a city.
Feel your potential clawing to get out.
Let it. Be inevitable.”
From the desk of Pat Pending
#evilaffirmations #Beinevitable
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“You are not weak,
You are not small. You are a storm choosing a city.
Feel your potential clawing to get out.
Let it. Be inevitable.”
From the desk of Pat Pending
#evilaffirmations #Beinevitable
Get more evil affirmations at https://evilaffirmations.com

Heal. Harden. Rise. Let this be your evil mantra daily.
Get more #evilaffirmations at https://evilaffirmations.com

Heal. Harden. Rise. Let this be your evil mantra daily.
Get more #evilaffirmations at https://evilaffirmations.com

From the desk of Pat Pending -

Wear the power of confidence on the outside. The armor within will follow.

Get your evil inspiration daily: https://evilaffirmations.com

#EvilAffirmations

From the desk of Pat Pending -

Wear the power of confidence on the outside. The armor within will follow.

Get your evil inspiration daily: https://evilaffirmations.com

#EvilAffirmations

Wealth is something everyone wishes to acquire. Money flows through those who embrace these five affirmations to accumulate wealth so you can build your own empire. #EvilAffirmations #ShadowWork #BeInevitable Get the book: https://amazon.com/Evil-Affirmations-Self-Help-Strategy-Aspiring-ebook/dp/B0FTRTPL32

Wealth is something everyone wishes to acquire. Money flows through those who embrace these five affirmations to accumulate wealth so you can build your own empire. #EvilAffirmations #ShadowWork #BeInevitable Get the book: https://amazon.com/Evil-Affirmations-Self-Help-Strategy-Aspiring-ebook/dp/B0FTRTPL32

Silence never means calm; it creates unease. Animals in the wild can sense when a predator enters the forest. The birds stop singing, the insects grow still. The predator knows this too, and uses the silence to rest, to lower their heartbeat, and wait seven minutes until the forest relaxes. Then it strikes.

Be the one that creates the silence; while others tense, you relax; store your energy while others pause - then take action. #EvilAffirmations #Bethesilence #SummonYourself

Silence never means calm; it creates unease. Animals in the wild can sense when a predator enters the forest. The birds stop singing, the insects grow still. The predator knows this too, and uses the silence to rest, to lower their heartbeat, and wait seven minutes until the forest relaxes. Then it strikes.

Be the one that creates the silence; while others tense, you relax; store your energy while others pause - then take action. #EvilAffirmations #Bethesilence #SummonYourself

Power is not stumbled upon, it is engineered. Every warlord, tyrant, and conqueror knows this truth: strength is a strategy, not an accident. Here, you will learn to command not just through force, but through deliberate practice. #Evilaffirmations #powerthroughknowledge

Power is not stumbled upon, it is engineered. Every warlord, tyrant, and conqueror knows this truth: strength is a strategy, not an accident. Here, you will learn to command not just through force, but through deliberate practice. #Evilaffirmations #powerthroughknowledge

In my second thousand years, I faced the siege of cities, the fall of empires, and the occasional dragon that refused to take feedback. Yet none of these trials prepared me for the true battle of our era: the war for attention.

I’ve wielded blades forged in fire and words sharpened in strategy, but no weapon is more dangerous than the glowing rectangle that hums beside my bed. #EvilAffirmations #LinkInBio

In my second thousand years, I faced the siege of cities, the fall of empires, and the occasional dragon that refused to take feedback. Yet none of these trials prepared me for the true battle of our era: the war for attention.

I’ve wielded blades forged in fire and words sharpened in strategy, but no weapon is more dangerous than the glowing rectangle that hums beside my bed. #EvilAffirmations #LinkInBio

Reading is a pathway, one that can help you reach further, spark your imagination, and prepare your soul for conquest. Read something that brings you joy, followed by something that brings you knowledge. #ReadingisPower #Knowledgeisconquest #EvilAffirmations

Reading is a pathway, one that can help you reach further, spark your imagination, and prepare your soul for conquest. Read something that brings you joy, followed by something that brings you knowledge. #ReadingisPower #Knowledgeisconquest #EvilAffirmations

Pat, Clark, and Dante have been working to create a website: evilaffirmations.com

Filled with dark tips and ancient wisdom, and of course, the beginnings of a merch store.

It's all very new, so stop on by! #EvilAffirmations #summonyourself

Pat, Clark, and Dante have been working to create a website: evilaffirmations.com

Filled with dark tips and ancient wisdom, and of course, the beginnings of a merch store.

It's all very new, so stop on by! #EvilAffirmations #summonyourself

It's seems like it's been years since I met Pat Pending in that little coffee shop, and little did I know my life was about to change. For the better or worse, you decide. Pat has been the most challenging learner of my career, and you'll soon understand why. #EvilAffirmations #ChorusandConquest

It's seems like it's been years since I met Pat Pending in that little coffee shop, and little did I know my life was about to change. For the better or worse, you decide. Pat has been the most challenging learner of my career, and you'll soon understand why. #EvilAffirmations #ChorusandConquest

Pat Pending has asked that we transcribe, from thousands of parchments of infernal documents made over thousands of years, his wisdom as a warlord. You can find his teachings here: https://www.evilaffirmations.com/blog

#EvilAffirmations #ChorusandConquest #Wisdom #selfhelp
#evilblog

Pat Pending has asked that we transcribe, from thousands of parchments of infernal documents made over thousands of years, his wisdom as a warlord. You can find his teachings here: https://www.evilaffirmations.com/blog

#EvilAffirmations #ChorusandConquest #Wisdom #selfhelp
#evilblog

Wealth is a key to power. Remember to track your inflows (active, passive, portfolio).
Earn → automate income
Spend → cut stagnation
Grow → reinvest flow
Influence → use capital to create access
Wealth moves. Influence follows.

#EvilAffirmations #CashflowIsPower #WealthStrategy #MoveMoneyMakeMoves

Wealth is a key to power. Remember to track your inflows (active, passive, portfolio).
Earn → automate income
Spend → cut stagnation
Grow → reinvest flow
Influence → use capital to create access
Wealth moves. Influence follows.

#EvilAffirmations #CashflowIsPower #WealthStrategy #MoveMoneyMakeMoves

Early on, I learned a powerful truth: Power isn't granted. It is engineered. Start your week with coffee and dominance.

When you arrive at a meeting today, do not be the first to talk. Monitor the room for mood, take inventory of the personalities you must conquer. Then, move slow, speak last, and pause three seconds before replying. Allow your silence to grow sharp, and be the storm others respect.

Remember; Heroes chase villains; villains chase no one - they lead.
#EvilAffirmations #PowerMoves #VillainEnergy #DominateTheRoom

Early on, I learned a powerful truth: Power isn't granted. It is engineered. Start your week with coffee and dominance.

When you arrive at a meeting today, do not be the first to talk. Monitor the room for mood, take inventory of the personalities you must conquer. Then, move slow, speak last, and pause three seconds before replying. Allow your silence to grow sharp, and be the storm others respect.

Remember; Heroes chase villains; villains chase no one - they lead.
#EvilAffirmations #PowerMoves #VillainEnergy #DominateTheRoom

The world drives one message, but not the one you need for conquest. Self care IS self actualization. Today starts your week, let others start tomorrow. Your ability to focus, plan, and execute will give you the start of your week you deserve.

#VillainEra #RitualsOfPower #Evilaffirmations #ShadowWork #DarkSpiritualSunday

The world drives one message, but not the one you need for conquest. Self care IS self actualization. Today starts your week, let others start tomorrow. Your ability to focus, plan, and execute will give you the start of your week you deserve.

#VillainEra #RitualsOfPower #Evilaffirmations #ShadowWork #DarkSpiritualSunday

Once, I was the minion. The one who waited. The one who apologized.

Then I burned the blueprint of my weakness. And I redrew myself in armor and intent.

I do not beg. I become. What is your ultimate form? #UltimateForm #EvilAffirmations #DarkGlowUp #ThreadsChallenge #VillainMission

Once, I was the minion. The one who waited. The one who apologized.

Then I burned the blueprint of my weakness. And I redrew myself in armor and intent.

I do not beg. I become. What is your ultimate form? #UltimateForm #EvilAffirmations #DarkGlowUp #ThreadsChallenge #VillainMission

Originally Dante was a freelance social media strategist who died during a caffeine-induced blackout at a branding summit, who awoke to find himself inside the Evil Affirmations network, resurrected by the viral algorithm Pat Pending unleashed during an affirmation. #EvilAffirmations #SocialMedia

Originally Dante was a freelance social media strategist who died during a caffeine-induced blackout at a branding summit, who awoke to find himself inside the Evil Affirmations network, resurrected by the viral algorithm Pat Pending unleashed during an affirmation. #EvilAffirmations #SocialMedia

Evil Goal-Setting:

Create a ritual of power — one daily act that reinforces your dominance.

Track it every day for 30 days.

At the end of each week, escalate: walk slower, speak less, demand more.

#EvilAffirmations #RitualofPower #Domination #Motivation #SMARTGoals

Evil Goal-Setting:

Create a ritual of power — one daily act that reinforces your dominance.

Track it every day for 30 days.

At the end of each week, escalate: walk slower, speak less, demand more.

#EvilAffirmations #RitualofPower #Domination #Motivation #SMARTGoals

These are the Three Haunted Laptops of Evil Affirmations, Inc. Legend says they were forged from expired influencer contracts and cooled in the data streams of forgotten social platforms. Each carries a distinct power. #Marketing #EvilAffirmations #Motivation #Haunted

These are the Three Haunted Laptops of Evil Affirmations, Inc. Legend says they were forged from expired influencer contracts and cooled in the data streams of forgotten social platforms. Each carries a distinct power. #Marketing #EvilAffirmations #Motivation #Haunted

You are not a drop in the ocean — you are the flood that drowns it. Fear is not weakness; it is an energy source. Heroes hope to be remembered, but villains ensure they are never forgotten. #EvilAffirmations #ChorusandConquest #Motivation

You are not a drop in the ocean — you are the flood that drowns it. Fear is not weakness; it is an energy source. Heroes hope to be remembered, but villains ensure they are never forgotten. #EvilAffirmations #ChorusandConquest #Motivation

Today's Evil Goal-Setting:

Choose a target revenue stream. Set a 90-day milestone to control it. Audit your income weekly and leverage it to build your empire. #Goals #EvilAffirmations #BuildYourEmpire

Today's Evil Goal-Setting:

Choose a target revenue stream. Set a 90-day milestone to control it. Audit your income weekly and leverage it to build your empire. #Goals #EvilAffirmations #BuildYourEmpire

Reality is perception, and perception is pliable. If people believe you are inevitable, then you are. #BeInevitable #EvilAffirmations #patpending

Reality is perception, and perception is pliable. If people believe you are inevitable, then you are. #BeInevitable #EvilAffirmations #patpending

Be the storm others fear. When you walk into a room, pause. Let the tension build like a thunderhead.
#EvilAffirmations #motivationquotes #beyourbestself❤️

Be the storm others fear. When you walk into a room, pause. Let the tension build like a thunderhead.
#EvilAffirmations #motivationquotes #beyourbestself❤️

Luxury shows superiority. You deserve the best, go out and claim it!
#EvilAffirmations
#PatPending

Luxury shows superiority. You deserve the best, go out and claim it!
#EvilAffirmations
#PatPending

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